*takes homework out* *rewards self with two hours of internet*
i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
I play bass drum! I love marimba though.